The ruins of Dresden.
You want to lead your broken city? You stand in the ashes and ask them to love you, but where were you when the fires were burning? Where were you when they counted their dead?
"I will come to a time in my backwards trip when November eleventh, accidentally my birthday, was a sacred day called Armistice Day." — Kurt Vonnegut (born 11/11/22) in Breakfast of Champions
List of Pokemon that can do the “Mega Evolution”
JANE GET ME OFF THIS CRAZY HYPE TRAIN!
The SALAMANDER MENACE GETS TO GO MEGA?!
OK, Game Freak, the buff train has gone too far. Just… Too far.
Now I know what team I’m building.
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omg what i assume megasamurott will look like
do you know what this MEANS?
THE POKEGODS ARE REAL.
Wait …. Wait a second. This is missing Mawile, Mewtwo, and Absol. The confirmed Megas so far are here at Serebii.net:
fernando botero has just ruined my entire life
Hey Annie. Hey.
OH SWEET JESUS IT’S CONFERENCE WEEK AND THIS IS ALL I NEEDED
ANNIE MAKE THEM ALL FOR ME
MAKE THEM ALL FOR ME
Yo, bitch, I heard you was havin’ some man trouble, well guess the fuck what?
I’m da Man Fairy. What’s that?
You want a boyfriend? I got just the thing, gurl.
Bibbity bobbity go the fuck outside and meet one.
THIS IS THE GREATEST FUSION I’VE SEEN I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 10000 YEARS